first ever

dear world,
so i know i am kind of late to start messing around with my compy now, when i am already a kabillion years old, but i am always reading other blogs, and i know nobody is going to read this anyway because i will tell no one what i am doing. mwoohaahahaha. if you blog in a forest and there's nobody there to hear you, does your blog exist? i'm sleepy. i'm sleepy labeef, but not really.

recently these are the things that i've been obsessed with:

• Television Without Pity, specifically the staff page. i wish i were staff. when i was little, 4 years ago, i was friends with this guy who said i should have my own off-broadway show doing re-enactments of episodes of felicity.
• the film Tarnation, by Jonathan Caouette. i can't get it out of my head, partially because i thought it was a good movie, but partially because i realized halfway through that the movie was filmed in my hometown and he used to go to the same club that my brother used to go to and then all of a sudden in the movie, one of my brother's friends from 9 million years ago suddenly appeared. so, all of a sudden, suddenly, that was weird.
• crappy YA fiction, like the Gossip Girl series, the A list series, the insiders (which is terrible, i can't believe i read this crap), plus anything by meg cabot, who wrote the million princess diaries books, plus has written other books, all of which i've read, even though every single book is exactly the same and all of the characters have the exact same speech mannerisms.
• Broadway: the golden age, a documentary that i netflixed and then i loved it so much, i bought it. it's so good, if i had a time machine, i'd go back to being a kid just so i could redo my whole life and take mad tap dance lessons so i could move to the big apple and try to make it on the old broad. i also was fairly obsessed with the pbs broadway special.
• sandwiches. ooooh, i started making gooood sandwiches recently. these gourmet ingredient jobs, and plus regular working-class proletariat fried egg sandwiches. excuse me, but can anyone tell me what is better than a fricketty frackin' fried egg sandwich??? anyone??? i think the answer is nothing.
• the top 25 songs ever played at numbers, this club in my hometown that we used to go when i was wee. anybody who went to all age dance clubs in the 80s is gonna totally remember all these songs. i was particularly howling with laughter and old memories when i saw that my personal favorites join in the chant, headhunter, and halloween were all 3 in the top requested list.
• wtf is tom cruise doing with katie holmes???? as summer roberts would say, ew. did you see him on oprah? me neither, but i saw this, and it freaked me out. he's a weirdo, which we all already knew. at this point, come on, he's fricketty tom cruise, how could he not be a nut case? kinda like how julia roberts (no relation to summer) always plays these characters that supposedly are down to earth and relatable but are actually horrible people that you'd never be friends with (ie, the "best friend" of dermot mulrooney, who's wedding/relationship she tries to sabatage in that crap movie where she chain smokes and constantly shows her midriff and why? why? why is she america's sweetheart???).
• Veronica Mars!!!!! omg, i know it sounds lame to think that the best show on tv is a highschool show about a girl detective, but it is the world's greatest show. like, buffy good. like, my so-called life good. is it wrong to watch a highschool show when i'm closer in age to the dad on the show than to the teenaged star (by one year only at least) ? i just really really really want logan and veronica to get together!!!! is that so wrong????

anyway, i have to go now. how do people end blog entries? bye! i feel like i should wave. bye bye! (picture me, waving). bye! i'm tired! bye! thank you for reading my first ever blog posting! come again!